So enjoy the first film in a franchise that's better than it has any right to be, that may be a total paint-by-numbers story, but dang, that paint is super nice-looking. Ping: To make something special, you just have to believe it's special.īeing good at what you do, but nothing really special? Hey, that's the unofficial DreamWorks motto! the big panda will fight the big leopard over who gets to be the big dragon, and discover, say it with me now: that the real magic was inside him all along. Now, under the tutelage of a ninja turtle who talks like your aunt's Facebook page.
You know what? He probably did he's such a pro.įollow along on a standard hero's journey, where Po starts off as a basement-dwelling fanboy who studies the blade, until destiny leads him to steal a promotion from a more qualified woman. That's every single line he has in the entire movie! (Master Monkey gives Master Tigress a thumbs-up) Gestures don't count, unless Jackie did his own stunts, too. (whispering) Hey, Shifu! / We got this! Help her! / He's too fast! / Come, little one let's find your mama. Master Viper: I thought you said you were ready.Īre you super-excited that this is Dustin Hoffman grunting? (Master Shifu grunts) And how much do you think Jackie Chan got paid for this? In fact, does anyone really care that the snake is voiced by Lucy Liu? then feast your ears on a buffet of celebrity voiceovers that kids won't even care about. With authentic battle damage! / Skadoosh. Laugh along with Jack Black and all of his most beloved vocal tics. Can you imagine a panda with abs and a V-line? Gross! Or hot. Okay, I'm sorry, but pandas are supposed to be fat. Po: (while being punched by Tai Lung) Stop it! (chuckles) I'm gonna pee! (laughs) only to spend the last few minutes proving that a fat guy can do something other than cook and eat. Master Shifu: That flabby panda can't possibly be the answer to our problem! (Po falls through a palanquin) Hal Larson ( Shallow Hal): (to Rosie) Building a parachute? who, may we remind you, is fat (Master Shifu sees Po punch into a drawer and pull out a snack to eat), and played by fat joke expert Jack Black. China? (a The Hollywood Reporter article with the title "'Kung Fu Panda 3' Becomes China's Biggest Animated Film Ever" pops up) Because China.Įxperience a kid's film that wonders, "Can fat people do anything of value?", as this fat panda named Po. and enjoy the entry point into a franchise that spawned two sequels, five shorts, eight video games, two animated series, and a theme park land.
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Prepare for a solid midlevel animated movie for when you just can't handle another viewing of Shark Tale. If you can't choose between spending thirty bucks on Raya and the Last Dragon or groceries, but your kids are still too dumb for Soul, why not try.
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